THE VERY VERY VERY VERY BEGINNING

AMERICAN HISTORY... IT'S USUALLY VERY BORING, BUT I WILL MAKE IT FUNNY. I WILL POST EVERY WEEK. I WILL NOT BORE YOU, AS MOST SITES ON AMERICAN HISTORY DO. I PROMISE PROMISE PROMISE. HA. I LOVE CAPS. FUN. FUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUN.
Ok, I will now give you my first lesson on American history.
We will start at the beginning. And not just the beginning.
                                                          BUT THE VERY BEGINNING.
When Europeans settled in America?
No. farther back!
When Native Americans settled?
FARTHER
Formation of the seven continents?
Farther
Formation on the two first continents?
Farther
Formation of Earth?
FARTHER, BABY!!!!!
  Thats right. I'm talking about the......


                                         The Big Bang

That's right. the big fat old bang.Some may protest, saying: "THE BIG BANG WAS THE FORMATION OF THE UNIVERSE, NOT AMERICA! IDIOT!" My answer: First of all, do not call me an idiot, you retard, because I am the one writing the blog. If you were an expert on US history, you would also be writing a blog, and I am willing to bet you don't. Secondly, the big bang lead to the creation of earth which lead to the creation of America.   Thirdly, I have a scab on my foot.  Now then, watch this 30 second video that explains the creation of the universe, because i'm too lazy to write it out (I did make the video, though).

I know that there are some religious folk reading this, so here is a video explaining the creation of the universe in accordance with your  view:
tune in next week for the creation of earth. also,  go to my other blog at www.freakyandlegendary.blogspot.com

                                                 Your blogger buddy
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